Guess Who's Back on the Sauce!

I just hope that Keifer Sutherland is keeping his underwear clean!

Actually they appear spotless from here! There's not so much as a skid mark or a urine stain!

Now let's not be too hard on KS, from the looks of Katie Holmes lately, she could use a drink, that is if Scientology didn't strictly for bid it! 

In fact I hear that Katebot has joined an ultra secret society called Skin & Bones!

Still times are rough all over. Even Kate Winslet, in her moment of triumph, has found something to bitch about.

Look on the bright side Winslet, at least your not Lindsay Lohan. That poor girl is tweaking like crazy!

"Is this the only party you're attending tonight?" That reporter just hasn't been paying attention! So does Lindz have ants in her pants, or does she just need a drink really really badly!

Oh yeah, Charles Barkley is gonna be spending the night in jail, to sober up and think about what he's done! He's not alone in his shame - take a look at TMZ's Celebrity DIP Rogue's Gallery by hitting the link - Celeb DIPS!

As for Jennifer Love Hewitt, is she on something, or just nuts? JLH went out in full Breakfast At Tiffany's regalia - including tiara - to commemorate her 30th birthday.

Turning 30 can be rough, and more so for an actress who never really made it. I can't believe she let Steven Spielberg talk her into joining the Process Church!! It didn't quite pay off in career dividends! The Process Church is a sort of Scientology rival, and may be the real reason for Tom Cruise's public disgrace, and the war on Sci. Tom may be nutty but come on, he's no Joaquin Phoenix!

For course the nefarious machinations of insidious secret societies might drive anyone to drink. Here's some stuff you need to know!

Incidentally there is a Hollywood connection to Freemasonry - Director James Cameron is a 33 degree mason. Pres Barack Obama is a 32 degree mason, though his lodge is a black chapter (Prince Hall Lodge - Nelson Mandala was also a member), and not universally recognized within masonry. Rumour has it that when he was sworn in the second time, it was using George Washington's special 'masonic' Bible! That's the one where they reveal that God is actually called Asmodius, and that Moses commanded him using secret 'coptic' spells!

According to Masonic lore the Knights Templar went to the holy land to prevent the magical secrets of Moses from falling into the hands of the Muslims. They brought that magic back from Palestine, and it became the source of their legendary wealth and power. Of course other factions immediately began fighting over it, and that resulted in the official suppression of the order. The tradition was carried on by sects such as the Masons, and the Knights of Malta. Today reputedly the Jesuits are in on the act - and their metaphysical dabblings have made them the most powerful and controversial order with in the Catholic Church. Masons feel that the Society of Jesus has hijacked the Templar Legacy, which is rightfully theirs, and hence they are cast has heavies in pro masonic fiction like the DaVinci Code. Further more some Catholic traditionalists feel that the Church has been infiltrated by Masonic occultists. Vatican 2 was at their instigation. These are the ideas of Mel Gibson's father Hutton, among others.

Now when you consider that orthodox Christianity and much of Western Politics have been infiltrated by Masons and are guided by their agenda, you can see why Islamic nations refer to the west as the Great Satan, and also see the source of their disagreement with us. Though the West's 'orthodox power structures' refer to themselves as Christian for the sake of PR, they actually practice the worst kind of paganism! Truly we are still fighting the Crusades. It's the oldest show going in Western political history! Pres Barack Obama - 32 degree mason - has authorized 20 000 more troops for Afghanistan. Now that's a strange sort of pull out.

A members list of masonic like club Bohemian Grove reads like a who's who of American Politics. The following guest list is of attendees to a "Cremation of Care" ceremony. That's the one where the cream of American politics and finance traipse around stark naked - male nudity is mandatory - and worship an owl!

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