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Starving Stars!

They say that you've got to want it, and that in order to retain your competitive edge you have to stay hungry. Well some celebrities have taken that literally and to extremes. Like Posh Spice for instance. Now Posh has an obvious eating disorder. Either that or she's in the finally stages of some illness - Patrick Swayze looks healthier than she does at this point. 

Some say that it started back in her Spice Girls days, when she was the third most attractive member in the band, or maybe even forth depending on how you feel about Geri Halliwell. When she finally went on to marry soccer star David Beckham - a man far prettier than she is - she started to develop self esteem issues, and huge artificial breasts that stood out from the rest of her body on right angles! The breasts eventually went away, perhaps only because Victoria Beckham was now desperate to lose weight by any and every means possible! A look at a recent picture will show you just how bad things have gotten. Her neck is beginning to look as thin and wizened as Angelina Jolie's veiny bony wrists!

It looks like Posh is in need of a nosh. Even Mischa Barton has got more meat on her bones, barely! I don't know what she subsists on, unless Katie Holmes is sharing her daily cup of Scientology approved barley water and iodine detox broth with her (I don't know exactly what the recipe is but it will give you a savage case of the runs!). In fact I fear that the condition is now critical and if Posh doesn't soon eat something she may become the first celebrity to implode!

SOS - Save Our Stars!

In fact this raises the whole issue of celebs who are starving for attention. Well no one wants to be publicly ridiculed as some kind of fat ass like poor Jessica Simpson (she took that weight off fast and no one is asking how - there's a mixed message for anorexics!).  In fact we admire their commitment and dedication to getting our attention! However there is such and thing as too much of a good thing (or maybe in this case not enough?). These stars are going to far! They need help.

Snack time? Who's your flavour of the month?

Maybe cause conscious Hollywood could do something to raise awareness to the plight of our malnourished celebrities - because some of the poor buggers are staggering around looking like they just came from a famine area! It would be helping their own and who knows, some lives might even get extended beyond their careers! Why maybe even cause celeb PETA might have unwittingly  provided an answer! They're currently trying to popularize radical veganism with a plan to market George Clooney flavoured tofu (this is not a sick joke, they plan to distill his unique flavour from his sweat, should he ever be persuaded to part with it!). The 'you are who you eat' idea did catch on for Ben & Jerry's celebrity themed ice creams. Who knows, maybe sublimated cannibalism might have the appeal to coax these poor buggers to eat!

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