Predatory pussy makes husbands an endangered species!
Wives lock up your husbands because home wrecking slut Sienna Miller is on the loose. She was seeing Balthazar Getty for a while. You'll probably remember the tabloid photos of a forlorned looking Mrs Getty being posted along side the photos of Batz with his hands on Sienna's goodies. They both seemed in high spirits! Sienna got a lot of flack over that, since it was becoming clear that she was hardly the innocent victim people took her for back when Jude Law two timed her with the nanny. Cheating on his mistress, how low can you get? Now she and Batz have called it quits.
Josh Hartnett getting bed ridden?
Whether or not you can keep a good woman down, you can't keep Sienna off of her back for long. Word has it that though Sienna is very upset about the Getty thing not working out - there was too much baggage in the relationship, most of which she brought with her - she does have a new victim all lined up. Who might that lucky fellow be? Why it's none other than Josh Hartnett! When Hartnett was hospitalized for stomach pains last month, Sienna jumped at the opportunity. After all he's an attractive man who was ill. He probably needed some sympathy. Beside being bed ridden means that he was already in her favourite position, and unlikely to escape! Now she's telling the Daily Mail, by way of friends, that she and Josh share a unique bond. They probably share many of the same diseases for that matter.
Well this should be harmless enough. Josh doesn't have much left in the way of a career, or a life, for Sienna to destroy. Besides, this means that Josh won't have to masturbate in public libraries anymore. Well not for a while anyway!
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