Friday, December 31, 2010

Liv Tyler playing with GM Magnus Carlsen @ The Village Chess Shop NYC



Liv has an advantage; it's just so hard for her opponent to concentrate on the game. Looks like it was hard for the other players to concentrate on their games too.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Bubbles out of rehab - Trailer Park Boy beats meth addiction!


Life hasn't been a bowl of cherries for Trailer Park Boy Bubbles since his popular mockumentary reality TV type show went off the air. Fans will remember the show as running for seven years and covering the comings and goings of Sunnyvale Trailer Park residents. Think of it as Coronation Street on drugs. Anyway the show became a cult hit here in Canada, and around the world after being picked up by BBC North America. The American's really took to it. That lead to fan convention appearance across the continent and an eventual spot on Jimmy Kimmel; with his partners in crime; Ricky & Julian!

Bubbles survived and even thrived in the difficult trailer park environment. He remained relatively unaffected by the crime & drug use around him. He seldom drank and only did pot occasionally. He liked to stay sharpe for his beloved Kitty's. However Bubbles was to find life in the big time to be far more treacherous. In fact fame was to take the beloved personality down and apart, as it has to so many others.


After participating in the boys get rich quick schemes since high school Bubbles found that he finally had it made. Money was rolling in, girls were calling him night and day, plus Ricky & Julian were co hosting a constant non stop party with him. Close friends started getting concerned when Bubbles began neglecting his cats. Most weren't to worried since they felt that Bubbles was over do for some fun. Let him enjoy his moment seemed to be the consensus. Enjoy it he did - eventually drifting into harder drugs like cocaine, crack, and eventually crystal methamphetamine!

After Bubbles broke up with his partner - Ricky's former girlfriend from the series, things went down hill. Bubbles began regularly using, and lost weight rapidly. He also started blowing through his money. When he began selling his beloved cats on Ebay the problem was obvious. By then though Bubbles was far down the wrong path.



To make matters worse, with the series now off the air, Bubbles was defenseless against his nemeses Randy & Mr. Leahy. Now free from the prying eyes of TV fans, the pair schemed until they managed to get Bubbles evicted. Now homeless on the streets of Halifax and facing winter, he was at his lowest.

Having hit his personal rock bottom Bubbles was now ready to face his demons and take some responsibility for his actions. So he checked into rehab. Besides he was broke, it was winter, and the food was pretty good. It also gave him time and opportunity for soul searching as he participated in the numerous daily group sessions and meetings. Bubbles has stated in interviews that he began to realize during that period that his major problem was his tendency to follow along. He even went so far as to suggest that alter ego Conky (and to answer the question everyone keeps asking "Yes Conky was played by veteran marionette actor Brains from the Thunderbirds"! Brains struggled with his own substance abuse issues starting back in the 70's - an unfortunate wood varnish addiction, but finally made a come back!)may have been an attempt by suppress parts of himself to break through into consciousness. "My fuck bye, if Ricky and Julian hadn't been there to knock me back unconscious with the booze and dope I don't know what I would've have done!"

Bubbles is still clean and still fucked up in new series!



Fans will be happy to hear that Bubbles has completed his rehab and has been living drug free for some months now. Resident in a residential treatment facility in down town Halifax, Bubbles credits his new outlook on life for helping him to stay clean during the difficult readjustment phase. "Once I might have just gone out an used right. But now I know that's part of my problem, that I'm reacting instead of doing stuff. So instead I'm working on my new series. It's like a sequel to the Trailer Park Boys that follows me after the Trailer Park. We go through the rehab, and me trying to get jobs." Be sure to watch and look for cameo from Bubbles many rehab celebrity acquaintances! Sounds like a great attitude that just might make a great series. Stick with it Bubbles, and see ya soon!




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Saturday, December 25, 2010

Lindsay Lohan Illuminati

Lindsay Lohan has been getting away with everything short of murder lately. Her latest run in with a Betty Ford Staffer has had Lindsay cleared of assault and the woman she clashed with onleave. So how does she do it? Let's just say that she has low friends in high places.




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Friday, December 24, 2010

Death of Model Investigated at Busch Home

Police in Huntleigh, MO are investigating the death of 27-year-old aspiring model Adrienne Nicole Martin who was found dead inside the home of former Annheiser Busch CEO August Busch. Nick Deitz reports.

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Thursday, December 23, 2010

Don't hassle the Hoffs!

Remember Susanna Hoffs? She was the lead singer with the Bangles. Guys loved her because she was smart, talented, and beautiful - a total package! Many who crushed on her back int he day will be wondering what ever happened to her. Sad to say that she no longer walks like an Egyptian, but has fallen on hard times. In fact the poor woman has taken up work as a Bob Dylan impersonator! The following photo was taken from her facebook page:



If you'd like to hassle the Hoffs, she's available for casual stalking by way of her facebook page!






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Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Friday, December 17, 2010

Sienna Miller Looks Shiteous

UFO - Unidentified Fugly Object!


Remember when sleep around Sienna was a hot tamale? Back int hose days she could bust up any marriage with in a country mile, no matter how stable the relationship might be. That was before she put the moves on Russell Crowe during Nottingham. Russell had her booted off the film cause he's shit terrified of his little woman. Sienna got spitey and tired to float rumors that Crowe was making trouble for his good friend Nottingham director Ridley Scott.

Well directors outrank actors so Sienna got herself up shit creek without a paddle. That sent her into GI Joe - which she described as a pleasure because it was something people actually wanted to see instead of all those stuffy Shakespeare screws Casanova Merchant Ivory prestige pieces calling for gratuitous use of high toned Brit accents that she was accustomed to doing, before she disgraced herself. Then she went off to Broadway which couldn't of been a pleasure since no one wanted to see her.

So with her career falling towards reality TV she swallowed her pride, and possibly some oither stuff, and went crawling back to Jude Law. That's the guy who's marriage, career and looks she ruined several years ago. Jude got lucky via Rob Downey's comeback. Jude starred in Sherlock Holmes with Downey, and the studios had to let Downey do more Holmes if they wanted him to do more Ironman. So that ment Law was creeping back up the Hollywood pecking order. Always one to hitch a ride, Sienna tried to cash in on Downey's come back too, by attatching herself to Law's cock like a police boot on the wheel of a car.

Life with Jude can't be everything she'd hope for it too be, since Sienna doesn't look as glamourous as she once did. The bloom is off of the rose. In fact the poor woman looks shiteous, and like the last rose of summer. If the above picture is any indication of the poor woman's present condition she'd have to get a make over to land a librarian's job.

Sienna ain't the only UFO out there. Just set your faces to stun as you scan the following Veetle channel!



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