Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Dina Lohan 20/20

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So what went wrong with Lindsay Lohan? Well she was a talented child actor who went off the rails sometime after moving to LA. That's the general consensus and it's also the story that her mother Dina is sticking with. Oh yeah and Dina also blames a bad crowd for leading her daughter astray. IN other words Lindsay outrageous behavior can be explained with a story that you could, hear at any PTA meeting. Let's hear Dina explain the situation in her own words from her recent 20/20 interview!


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Well that just out's everything in perspective, except for why Lindsay is on her 5th trip to rehab. Dina tries to convince us that it's because you have to be ready, while completely side stepping the question of whether or not rehab actually works. Then again saying that some one has to be ready for rehab is a little like blaming a patient for being too sick to work with. If you don't get result's then maybe the method is to blame. There's too much invested in the rehab method - financially and psychologically - for us to look at it without denial just yet. Besides it might also raise the possibility of addiction being a symptom, and not a disease. That would wind up pointing the fickle finger of blame straight back at those life issues, and those who create them. That's the very kind of guilt rehab is supposed to absolve the tormentors of alcoholics from.

Speaking of actresses with a taste for booze and drama, Faye Dunaway was never shy about being a bitch and that goes double when she was liquored up. So maybe that's whatw as wrong with her during that transatlantic freak out story that's emerging. Though it took place in the early 90's - of the last century, not Ms Dunaway's - we're only just eharing about it by way of Page 6. Apparently Dunaway was on a plane from JFK to Heathrow and got her nose out of joint. She demanded an upgrade from coach in no uncertain terms. I believe that the exact terms were "Do you know who I am?"

The flight attendants didn't like her attitude so they refused the upgrade. They did seat her right at the front of coach, but that didn't help. Faye could see all the empty seats a head of her in business class. So she freaked the fuck out. No one is sure whether she was drunk off of her ass again this time, but the story does go on to involve hi altitude in your face yoga and a mess of coat hangers! You can read about what fits in where over @ Wondertrash!

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