Mocksure: August 2011

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Matthew Fox Detained After Allegedly Assaulting a Woman

Posted by Unknown at 2:16:00 PM

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Larry David a Homewrecker?

Posted by Unknown at 2:16:00 PM

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George Clooney's ex slut on Dancing With the Stars

Posted by Unknown at 2:03:00 PM

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Tab cover of the day - Angie on Vanity Fair

Posted by Unknown at 1:56:00 PM

Saw this one and couldn't help thinking - "All right Mr. De Mille, I'm ready for my close-up,"

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net

"I am big, it's the pictures that got small!"

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Daryl Hannah Arrested at White House

Posted by Unknown at 1:45:00 PM

View more videos at: http://nbcchicago.com.

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Prince Harry makes a splash on holiday in Croatia

Posted by Unknown at 11:50:00 AM

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Austin Powers Actor Convicted of Torture

Posted by Unknown at 11:49:00 AM

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Megan Fox tattoo You

Posted by Unknown at 2:13:00 PM

“I really admire Marilyn Monroe, but I would never try to emulate her. I got the tattoo as a warning. It warns me not to let myself be treated so badly by the film industry so that it breaks me down.”

Megan Fox is removing her Marylin Munroe tattoo. The actress has claimed that the ink work has too much negative energy. Glad to hear that she's back on a positive track. While she's banishing negative energy sources from her life - what's she gonna do about her mouth?

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Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Is Jennifer Aniston Pregnant With Twins?

Posted by Unknown at 2:05:00 PM

No smoking & drinking had friends asking "What the fuck is wrong with Jen?"

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Tab cover of the day: Kim Kardashian wedding dress on People

Posted by Unknown at 1:41:00 PM

from Amy Grindhouse

That cover is like a fairy tale, with the possible exception of the absent husband.

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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Ryan Gosling Breaks Up Fight On Street in New York [VIDEO]

Posted by Unknown at 11:43:00 AM

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Monday, August 22, 2011

More mischief from Ann Coulter

Posted by Unknown at 12:32:00 PM

That chick don't care who's toes she steps on!

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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Charlie Sheen Gets Pelted On Stage

Posted by Unknown at 2:05:00 PM

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Did Jessica Simpson Push Back Her Wedding Over Her Weight?

Posted by Unknown at 2:00:00 PM

A few words with Anne Hathaway

Posted by Unknown at 12:46:00 PM

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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Kate Plus 8 Canceled

Posted by Unknown at 2:22:00 PM

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CelebTV - Prince Harry Breaks Up With Model Girlfriend

Posted by Unknown at 2:21:00 PM

"SlutWalk" held in Germany

Posted by Unknown at 12:07:00 PM

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Fergie Dises Kutch

Posted by Unknown at 2:45:00 PM

Ashton Kutcher had to pick up some teen choice award recently and Fergie's less than impressed reaction got caught on tape.

Apart from the unpleasant look on her face (and after the amount of plastic surgery she's had her face always looks more or less unpleasant), Fergie showed her feelings by making the cut sign - thumb across throat - when the Kutch got on stage. I guess she don't like that guy too much.

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Winged Creature Brings Down Plane!

Posted by Unknown at 2:25:00 PM

You used to only read such stories in the National Enquirer. Now CNN carries them. This time there's a rational explanation. It's not bat boy , or even Batman, but just some bat some one smuggled on board that got loose.

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VIDEO: Celebrity Nip Slips!

Posted by Unknown at 2:22:00 PM

from The Dirt

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Rush vs Maddow: Another Lawsuit?

Posted by Unknown at 12:43:00 PM

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10 Strange Discoveries On Google Earth

Posted by Unknown at 12:42:00 PM

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Gavin DeGraw Attacked

Posted by Unknown at 12:39:00 PM

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Tab Cover of the Day

Posted by Unknown at 12:50:00 PM

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Vanity Fair's Best Dressed List

Posted by Unknown at 12:23:00 PM

Middleton Minnnie made the list - I guess that the close make the woman cause at the rate the Duchess is shrinking there ain't much but clothes there. The National Enquirer is reporting that her body mass index is at something like 15%, with 16-17% the extreme lower limit of what's normal. So while she can fit into a size 0, she probably can't conceive, because her body has switched into famine mode.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Mischa Barton fat thighs

Posted by Unknown at 1:10:00 PM

from Faded Youth

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Matt Damon shitty cameraman!

Posted by Unknown at 12:57:00 PM

How do you spell success? S H I T T Y

Matt's sorry you have a shitty job but maybe if you had some passion and followed your dream you could make 20 million pic and tend it's not an issue too! I'd like to see him say the same thing after a career scandal that busts him down to doing indie films for 50 000 per. That's when he'd go Al Qaeda on us. Don't say it can't happen cause you know - Mel Gibson, another guy with a passion for films.

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Tiger Woods: Ready to 'start Playing Golf Again'

Posted by Unknown at 12:31:00 PM

Tiger's better known as the guy who didn't know when to stop and here he goes again.

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Police video: 'Hero cop' hit by stolen car gets up, catches criminal

Posted by Unknown at 12:29:00 PM

Samantha Ronson Busted For DUI

Posted by Unknown at 12:20:00 PM

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The Amy Winehouse Story

Posted by Unknown at 12:19:00 PM

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Judge Judy makes $45 million

Posted by Unknown at 12:11:00 PM

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Warning to Children

Children, if you dare to think
Of the greatness, rareness, muchness
Fewness of this precious only
Endless world in which you say
You live, you think of things like this:
Blocks of slate enclosing dappled
Red and green, enclosing tawny
Yellow nets, enclosing white
And black acres of dominoes,
Where a neat brown paper parcel
Tempts you to untie the string.
In the parcel a small island,
On the island a large tree,
On the tree a husky fruit.
Strip the husk and pare the rind off:
In the kernel you will see
Blocks of slate enclosed by dappled
Red and green, enclosed by tawny
Yellow nets, enclosed by white
And black acres of dominoes,
Where the same brown paper parcel -
Children, leave the string alone!
For who dares undo the parcel
Finds himself at once inside it,
On the island, in the fruit,
Blocks of slate about his head,
Finds himself enclosed by dappled
Green and red, enclosed by yellow
Tawny nets, enclosed by black
And white acres of dominoes,
With the same brown paper parcel
Still untied upon his knee.
And, if he then should dare to think
Of the fewness, muchness, rareness,
Greatness of this endless only
Precious world in which he says
he lives - he then unties the string.

Robert Graves

George Orwell’s 6 Rules for Effective Writing

1. Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.

2. Never use a long word where a short one will do.

3. If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.

4. Never use the passive where you can use the active.

5. Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.

6. Break any of these rules sooner than saying anything outright barbarous.

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