Saturday, January 28, 2012

Coming Soon in the National Enquirer

Posted by at 1:57:00 PM


That's quite a cover. Plus the Pulitzer nominated National Enquirer is also working on the following stories:

Shiloh, the boyish 5-year-old daughter of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, is becoming more and more bizarre. The ENQUIRER learned that the youngster has developed a strange infatuation for Chaz Bono and now considers the transgender son of singing legend Cher her new hero and has made it clear to her superstar parents that she wants to be just like Chaz.

The ENQUIRER has uncovered shocking secrets about Oprah Winfrey's best friend Gayle King, who is now on her way to stardom as co-host of "CBS This Morning." We've learned all the details of the heartbreaking cheating scandal that wrecked Gayle's marriage, the drug binge that left her lying unconscious on the floor and the backstabbing way she's using Oprah to make millions.

Marriage counseling isn't working for Brad & Angie - during one session, Angie even admitted to cheating. Enquirer has all the details.


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