Wednesday, February 22, 2012

French Orgies, Strauss-Kahn Questioned In Prostitution Case

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Politics would be way more interesting if it were a little more like show business. Not that politics is show business for boring people - only that it could use some more pizzazz. That's they way they do it in France. Over there things get wild. At least they do for Dominic Strauss Kahn. He got in some trouble a while back ofr allegedly assaulting a made in New York. Eventually the charges got dropped when it turned out that she was unsure of her testimony and that started everyone talking set up.

DSK wasn't gonna be staying out of hot water for long though, cause he's back in the middle of another big sloppy sex scandal. This time there's more than enough evidence to keep him busy worming his way out of tings for awhile. For instance there's talk about strippers, and wild French sex orgies! It's just the kind of over the top scandal American politics could use right now to shake of some of the grey pin strip blandness that's dogging the Republican primaries (those of you who'd been hoping Newt Capt. Moonbase Gingrich would liven things up have been disappointed)! Let's face it, when it comes to show business style politics Strauss Kahn is a Rat Packin' Frank Sinatra of a rogue who makes the American politicos look like a pack of limp eyed armless children. You're a totally bitchin' rock star from Mars dude! Just tell those Gnarly Gnarlintons to lighten up and fuck off! If the bitches don't like that then go out and trash a hotel room!



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