Saturday, February 18, 2012

Russell Brand dating Mexican sex artist

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Russell Brand has found himself a new girl. He used to be married to pop singer Katey Perry. She's the girl who shoots cream out of her tits in music video. They sound dangerously close to mucus videos. They got married wild riding elephants and accompanied by tigers about back in 2010 or something. It was under 2 years ago. Anyway it was a big bang that went off with out a pre nup. Somewhere along the way the pair disconnected. Rumors are that Katey was very focused into her career and that didn't give them much time together. About 6 weeks in the entire course of their marriage by some calculations.

So the pair filed for divorce. Katey's parents - born again preachers - said they were relieved that the nightmare marriage to Brand was over. Now she would have more time to pursue born again personalities like Tim Teebow. Plus some tense family get togethers could now be avoided. Katey did put the word out that she was into Tim, but Tim ain't seemed very interested in responding.

As for Brand he ain't letting the grass grow under his feet either. He's been linked with Mexican artist Oriela Medellin Amieiro. She's a painter who's works explore "feelings of guilt, sensuality, sexuality and repression from a woman's perspective" for about $10 000 a piece. She can probably get more for them now. Sexuality is sort of a theme with Brand too so it gives them something in common.

Another thing that they have in common is yoga. The pair met in a class. We know it's serious too cause they were spotted together as recently as last weekend - with Brand dropping her off outside her apartment wearing the same close she was when he picked her up!

So what does the young lady look like? Here's a picture courtesy of The Greenwich Diva

Russell brand dating mexican artist Oriela Medellin Amieiro


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